tripping over thin air

when people trip, they always trip over something.

a banana peel
a battery operated mickey-mouse-on-a-singing-train
a wobbly step on the staircase
an open bag of cheetos
a small dog

whe i trip, i usually over trip over nothing.
well, not nothing exactly.

i trip over thin air.

and today have two bruised shins, a possibly sprained toe, and a black-and-blue ego to show for it.
i even think it was a cute guy who tried to pick me up (in the most literal sense of the word) after i tripped.

tripping on thin air. what a bonehead.